The Toddler Owner’s Manual: Operating Instructions, Troubleshooting Tips, and Advice on System Maintenance

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The Baby Owner’s Manual has taught hundreds of thousands of readers how to “operate” their newborns and infants. But as technology evolves, so too will baby and before long, there’s a toddler in the house!

With the same hilarious blend of schematic diagrams, troubleshooting tips, and step-by-step instructions, The Toddler Owner’s Manual explores issues of childhood from ages one to three. Does your toddler refuse to consume fuel? Are there viruses in her system? Do you need to reprogram her sleep routine? Whatever your concerns, you’ll find the answers here courtesy of pediatric psychologist Dr. Brett Kuhn and co-author Joe Borgenicht.

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Quirk Books
Publication date ‏ : ‎ June 9, 2005
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Print length ‏ : ‎ 224 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1594740267
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1594740268
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 12 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.13 x 0.84 x 7 inches
Book 4 of 11 ‏ : ‎ Owner’s and Instruction Manual
Best Sellers Rank: #320,583 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #410 in Parenting & Families Humor #523 in Baby & Toddler Parenting #23,636 in Health, Fitness & Dieting (Books)
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